sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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