Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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