Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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