when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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