another moral hangover. fuck.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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