Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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