What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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