im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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