Small penises have feelings too.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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