Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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