are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
tell me about the fingering
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