she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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