what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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