ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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