am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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