as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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