well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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