What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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