ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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