explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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