Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I need moral support for this bender
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Dicks are not precious.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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