even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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