Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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