This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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