She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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