Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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