I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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