Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
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Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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