Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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