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Those balls look pretty dangerous.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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