Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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