did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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