Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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