You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
