I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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