alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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