Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
We got so high we made milksteak
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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