You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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