i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Even my vagina gasped.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
