jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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