I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
you told grandpa to call you daddy
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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