I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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