I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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