I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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