we made out on top of his cat.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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