her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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