Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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