Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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