whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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