I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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