He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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