Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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