There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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