You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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